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Huduma Namba Je Una yako?
Lolest!
#81 Posted : Thursday, May 02, 2019 8:44:33 AM
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XSK wrote:
Siringi wrote:

Je Una Yako ? hii kitu ni nini?



Ndio nimejisajilismile

Nimejisajili pia.
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Ngogoyo
#82 Posted : Thursday, May 02, 2019 2:58:50 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
XSK wrote:
Siringi wrote:

Je Una Yako ? hii kitu ni nini?



Ndio nimejisajilismile

Nimejisajili pia.


I am not boarding.
hardwood
#83 Posted : Friday, May 03, 2019 9:09:47 AM
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Joined: 7/28/2015
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Location: Montevideo, Uruguay
Ngogoyo wrote:


I am not boarding.



You will board upende usipende.


Ecclesiastes 9:7 So go ahead. Eat your food with joy, and drink your wine with a happy heart, for God approves of this.
murchr
#84 Posted : Tuesday, May 14, 2019 6:28:27 PM
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After hearing that 31M have registered, Kenyans flocked registration centers today asking the Govt to extend the exercise. Mob mentality

"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Ngogoyo
#85 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2019 4:39:11 PM
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murchr wrote:
After hearing that 31M have registered, Kenyans flocked registration centers today asking the Govt to extend the exercise. Mob mentality




I wish normal government services were being channeled down to citizens like this shit!

Government with upside priorities.
murchr
#86 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2019 4:55:12 PM
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Ngogoyo wrote:
murchr wrote:
After hearing that 31M have registered, Kenyans flocked registration centers today asking the Govt to extend the exercise. Mob mentality




I wish normal government services were being channeled down to citizens like this shit!

Government with upside priorities.


They may as well be, after you get the shit
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Ngogoyo
#87 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2019 5:55:01 PM
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murchr wrote:
Ngogoyo wrote:
murchr wrote:
After hearing that 31M have registered, Kenyans flocked registration centers today asking the Govt to extend the exercise. Mob mentality




I wish normal government services were being channeled down to citizens like this shit!

Government with upside priorities.


They may as well be, after you get the shit


But you very well know my brother that will not happen.
tinker
#88 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2019 5:55:15 PM
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murchr wrote:
Ngogoyo wrote:
murchr wrote:
After hearing that 31M have registered, Kenyans flocked registration centers today asking the Govt to extend the exercise. Mob mentality




I wish normal government services were being channeled down to citizens like this shit!

Government with upside priorities.


They may as well be, after you get the shit


So the Govt knows that 31 Million is 65% of total population?.
If they already knows the total population, why do they need to roll-out an expensive
national-wide exercise to enhance 'service delivery'.

They are very quick to issue hujuma number which majority don't even know how it will help them but very very slow issuing new generation Passports which is needed by many Kenyans but is never issue in time.
....He who began a good work in you will carry it on to completion..
murchr
#89 Posted : Wednesday, May 15, 2019 6:51:17 PM
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tinker wrote:
murchr wrote:
Ngogoyo wrote:
murchr wrote:
After hearing that 31M have registered, Kenyans flocked registration centers today asking the Govt to extend the exercise. Mob mentality




I wish normal government services were being channeled down to citizens like this shit!

Government with upside priorities.


They may as well be, after you get the shit


So the Govt knows that 31 Million is 65% of total population?.
If they already knows the total population, why do they need to roll-out an expensive
national-wide exercise to enhance 'service delivery'.

They are very quick to issue hujuma number which majority don't even know how it will help them but very very slow issuing new generation Passports which is needed by many Kenyans but is never issue in time.


This is not a census as in their aim is not to know how many people are Kenyans. The ministry of interior & that of ICT are consolidating all your data into one service number. The population 45Mil mentioned here are a just an extrapolation from the 2009 census data. There may be more Kenyans

In Dec a group working with the Ministry of Planning will show up at your door and count you and the people in your household in that one night. This information will be used to determine if you need a Ward/MCA, Constituency/MP (CDF) and how much money will be required to run your county in the next 10 years.
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Njunge
#90 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2019 9:33:28 AM
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Looks like elections daysmile . Kenyans are a curious lot.
Angelica _ann
#91 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2019 9:53:09 AM
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Njunge wrote:
Looks like elections daysmile . Kenyans are a curious lot.


Crazy Crazy queues with kids Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
hardwood
#92 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2019 10:39:46 AM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Njunge wrote:
Looks like elections daysmile . Kenyans are a curious lot.


Crazy Crazy queues with kids Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Hehe, last minute fellows....





Ecclesiastes 9:7 So go ahead. Eat your food with joy, and drink your wine with a happy heart, for God approves of this.
Bigchick
#93 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2019 1:36:50 PM
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hardwood wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Njunge wrote:
Looks like elections daysmile . Kenyans are a curious lot.


Crazy Crazy queues with kids Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Hehe, last minute fellows....







Kwani how is picture number 2 being taken.They are also taking the kisogo?
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
Iganamagana
#94 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2019 2:30:33 PM
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The government got your back.
hardwood
#95 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2019 2:40:04 PM
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Bigchick wrote:


Quote:





Kwani how is picture number 2 being taken.They are also taking the kisogo?


Shows how confused Jumbiree is.
Ecclesiastes 9:7 So go ahead. Eat your food with joy, and drink your wine with a happy heart, for God approves of this.
grolut
#96 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2019 2:59:29 PM
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Location: Embakasi
Looking at that form, is there somewhere online one can find every county, sub-county, division, location and sub-location?
In a place where thought is abandoned, freedom can become a curse.
Kusadikika
#97 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2019 3:06:42 PM
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Love him or hate him, Matiang'i is a good worker. He gets things done.
grolut
#98 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2019 3:19:08 PM
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grolut wrote:
Looking at that form, is there somewhere online one can find every county, sub-county, division, location and sub-location?


Got it on their website d'oh! http://www.hudumanamba.go.ke/search-counties/
In a place where thought is abandoned, freedom can become a curse.
kayhara
#99 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2019 3:27:35 PM
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tried getting mine, the lines are crazy and the centers keep changing, even the guys who were coming around registering guys for 500 are no where to be seen, I say since it's an ongoing exercise I will wait out the lines, I am sure just like the new DL the lines will be close to zero, heads up just got my DL in 3 days no queues
To Each His Own
hardwood
#100 Posted : Thursday, May 16, 2019 3:58:41 PM
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I hear you can arrange the guy comes and registers you at home.
Ecclesiastes 9:7 So go ahead. Eat your food with joy, and drink your wine with a happy heart, for God approves of this.
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